Split CD with J.O.S.H.W.A., some other loser band

Joshwana records, late 2004

Run time: 12 minutes, 15 seconds

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"Interesting" facts:

Was recorded on a whim after a trip to HEB after closing with then-drummer Michael Bourns.

Before becoming a split cd with J.O.S.H.W.A., the Puddin Sauce tracks were to be their own album, Songs of Gob:

Said virtuoso guitarist Zach Salcich: "Back then, Josh and I were too blinded by our own badassness to realize that Bourns sucked hardcore monkey balls."

Zach still has not recieved his record player. He has, however, quit whining about it.

1. Gobert � Fuck you

Fuck you Gobert

Come into my house

Push my brother

I wonder what hit your car

Oh yeah, my paintballs

Fuck your camaro

But if you come over

To my house, you fucker

I will fuck you up

Worse than your god damned car

Fuck you Gobert!

Kill them all!

Why do we give a damn

About anyone else?

We�re Americans

Do we give a shit?

America the free

Fight with pride

And watch them die

Kill them all!

Dr Pepper, I like you!

Two for a dollar

Ready in 3 minutes

Tastes Great

Ode to burrito!

Where the fuck is my record player?

I ordered it 3 months ago

All those little bitches at Amazon

Are all just a bunch of fucking whores

The Idea of entertaining little kids is a good idea, but Putt Putt is not the place to go. Nobody cares there. People are rewarded for being assholes. All they do is criticize and yell. Why would anyone want to go there? And for the record, I shit in your hole, stupid Putt Fucks.

Hollywood, Hollywood

Celebrities walking down the street

Them little bitches with their fancy cars

Do they even care?

What about the poor?

Oh well, fuck them!

Stop consuming meat!

Your intelligence is low

You can�t comprehend

The animal you�re eating

Was once a living being my friend

They were locked in a cage

With no way to turn around

Sliced, Diced and cut

Their parts were tossed around

And made into things you wear and eat

Think before you fucking eat

Pie R yummy

It is good

If I could marry it

Then I would

No, I�m not a freak

Like that kid from American pie

I like cherry and apple pie

Pie R yummy

Mary�s a fucking slut. It is a proven fact that is takes semen and an egg to produce an infant. Maybe your �god� went and raped her at night. All you Christian freaks need to realize that you worship nothing. Find something better to do you stupid, ignorant religious bitches.

I hate you. This is true. I hate you. I�m gonna kill you.

Rip your head off, throw it in the trash, and then I�m gonna burn your dead body.

I hate you!

I hate you. This is true. I hate you. I�m gonna kill you.

Steal your baby, bite its head off, and then I�m gonna kill its mother.

I hate you!

I love pudding sauce!

I eat it daily

And I eat is very gay-ly

I love pudding sauce!

I�d eat it in a hat.

And I�d even eat it with my cat

Puddin sauce

I love you

And I wanna fuck you.